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Burn the Patriarchy Candle Co

Adam & Steve's Orchard 8oz candle

Adam & Steve's Orchard 8oz candle

Regular price $25.55 USD
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Once upon a time there was a boring garden filled with straights. And then Goddess said, "Let there be GAY!" and then the garden was filled with queers.. - Genesis 1:11 (no literally... this was in the original translation I SWEAR)

Notes: Red Apple, Ancient Oak Trees and the lingering scent of an orgy..

Scent Category: Crisp / Fruity

8oz / approximately 40+ hours of burn time (when used as instructed :))

ALL MELTS & CANDLES ARE HANDMADE & UNIQUE

This is a handmade candle made with an all natural soy wax blend, hand-poured in a small batch into a reusable container with a crackling wood wick.

BTP is nontoxic (unlike your ex 😜) meaning all ingredients are toxin-free, cruelty-free, carcinogen-free, mutagen-free & phthalate-free! Burn with peace of mind, hottie 💛

Directions: Trim wicks to 1/8 inch before each use. Burn for 3-4 hours at a time. Discard when 1/2 inch of wax is remaining in the jar. Keep away from vibrations, wind-drafts, children, pets and uneven surfaces. Never fall asleep with a candle on. Never leave the house with a candle on. Never leave a candle unattended for any reason

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