Adam & Steve's Orchard room & linen spray

Once upon a time there was a boring garden filled with straights. And then Goddess said, "Let there be GAY!" and then the garden was filled with queers.. - Genesis 1:11 (no literally... this was in the original translation I SWEAR)

Notes: Red Apple, Ancient Oak Trees and the lingering scent of an orgy..

Scent Category: Crisp / Fruity

3.4oz/100ml 

BTP is nontoxic (unlike your ex 😜) meaning all ingredients are toxin-free, cruelty-free, carcinogen-free, mutagen-free & phthalate-free! Burn with peace of mind, hottie 💛

Directions: Shake before use. Start with 1–2 sprays and adjust as desired. Hold approximately 12 inches away and mist onto bedding, clothing, bathrooms, your car interior or any space you'd like to refresh!

Ingredients: Water, Butoxydiglycol, Fragrance (Perfume), Phenoxyethanol