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Burn the Patriarchy Candle Co

Tits the Season Candle

Tits the Season Candle

Regular price $25.55 USD
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Slip into the cozy glow of vintage Christmas, where tinsel shimmers, citrus peels dry on the counter, and cinnamon sticks dance in a simmer pot. This candle is classic holiday nostalgia with a cheeky twist. Because yes, it’s finally tits the season, babe.

Warm, flirty, and evergreen-fresh, it’s giving retro holiday party, red lipstick, and the kind of festive confidence you only get from wearing a cute sweater with just the right amount of cleavage.

🎄 Scent Journey:
Top Notes: Balsam, Mandarin, Pomegranate & Black Pepper
Middle Notes: Pine, Sage, Juniper & Apple
Base Notes: Cedar, Amber, Cinnamon & Vanilla 

Light this candle when you want to:
✨ Fill your home with that classic Christmas glow
✨ Channel your flirty festive alter-ego
✨ Get into the holiday spirit without putting on a bra

This is a handmade candle made with a coconut-soy wax blend, hand-poured into a reusable container with a crackling wood wick.

*ALL MELTS & CANDLES ARE HANDMADE & UNIQUE*

BTP is nontoxic (unlike your ex 😜) meaning all ingredients used in our products are toxin-free, cruelty-free, carcinogen-free, mutagen-free & phthalate-free! Burn with a peace of mind, hottie 💛

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